But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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