Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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