Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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