If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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