problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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