we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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