Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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