Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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