how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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