i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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