Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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