i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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