3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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