I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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