I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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