Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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