Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
false alarm. still invincible.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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