Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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