I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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