Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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