so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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