But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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