the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I love you.
Bad choice
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