No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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