He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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