She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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