Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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