he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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