it hurts more in the daytime
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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