How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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