I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I cut my penus on the lid.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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