You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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