Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
why do cheetos always look like penises
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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