apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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