Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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