So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Randomize