there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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