new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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