Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You are the jesus of drinking
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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