nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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