Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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