My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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