i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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