Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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