that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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