apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize