BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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