just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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