I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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