I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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