Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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