big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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