brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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