All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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