Your tits are I can't wait for
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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