The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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