I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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