i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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