and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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