I want you more than these girls want KFC
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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