You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
